**Names have been changed to protect the possibly innocent**
Conversation #1:
Me: Good Morning, Sammy. I'm so glad you made it. Are you excited about your first day here at Northridge?
Sammy: Ummm....yeah.
Teacher #2: Sammy, how old are you?
Sammy: Like nine.
Teacher #2: Like nine or you are nine?
Sammy: Nine. Hey, my packback is fully loaded
Me: Oh well, then I guess we should all take cover then shouldn't we?
Conversation #2: While playing a get to know you game where you sign your name next to something you have in commen with the other person.
Sally: Mrs. K can you sign anything on my paper?
Mrs. K: Sure. (She signs next to "Has brown eyes.")
Sally: Mrs. K, are you black? (Sally is black.)
Mrs. K: Sally, do I look black? (she's as white as white can be.)
Sally: Ohhh...you mix, you mix. (and says it with her million dollar smile.)
And this folks are the kinds of people that will one day be running the country. It sends a shiver up my spine.
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Hilarious! I want to hear more more these throughout the year!
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