Kid: ?????? (adjusts his pants)
Me: In the red shirt! GET OVER HERE!
Kid: ???? (Then starts to walk slowly to me)
Me: What are you doing?
Kid: Nothing.
Me: Then why were you adjusting your pants? And before that you were facing the fence.
Kid: I had to go to the bathroom.
Me: There are lots of toilets in the building. This. Outside. (waving my arms around) On the playground. Is not a toilet.
Kid: ????
Gosh, I love a good bathroom story this early in the year!

1 comment:
Oh my goodness, this may be the best back to school story I've heard all year. Kids!
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